I came from Lorien to this planet years ago. I went to Narnia, I defeated the Galactic Empire, I fought in the Hunger Games, I defeated Kronos, I defeated Voldemort, I traveled with the Doctor, I hunted demons, I believed in Sherlock, I traveled with Arthur Dent, I was stuck in Storybrooke, I pulled Excalibur from the stone and now I'm on my way to Mordor. I am Lois. I'm in the Night's Watch. I am 17. And this is my blog. Don't panic. May the force be with you, and may the odds be EVER in your favor.
marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn

marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn

(Source: littleanimalgifs, via thehappinesscloud)

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idreamofjimmy:

The United States Postal Service

(via holynipples)

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trvl:

super-katts-hat:

ohfunniest:

I HAVE AWOKEN

I swear to god this is the thing pascel does in rapunzel 

hahahah, this is adorable!

trvl:

super-katts-hat:

ohfunniest:

I HAVE AWOKEN

I swear to god this is the thing pascel does in rapunzel 

hahahah, this is adorable!

(Source: aspiringwitch, via infectedbywrackspurts)

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seerofsarcasm:


This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

seerofsarcasm:

This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

(via thehappinesscloud)

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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via holynipples)

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sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

(via thehufflepunk)

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asgarding:

guYS I UNWRAPPED A CHOCOLATE BUNNY AND I CNAT BREATHE “MOISTURIZE ME”

asgarding:

guYS I UNWRAPPED A CHOCOLATE BUNNY AND I CNAT BREATHE
“MOISTURIZE ME”

(via thehappinesscloud)

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mrasayf:

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but


yeah. he saved this idiot

mrasayf:

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

yeah. he saved this idiot

(via infectedbywrackspurts)

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how to win someone over: by shakira

(Source: voldermorte, via robynmas)

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fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

tfiosnews:

Oh Hank…

True story…he killed some old dude right in front of Hazel and Gus.

That’s actually not THAT far off from my original ending.

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

tfiosnews:

Oh Hank…

True story…he killed some old dude right in front of Hazel and Gus.

That’s actually not THAT far off from my original ending.

(via infectedbywrackspurts)

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princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via robynmas)

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misskatattack:

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

Cars are powered by dinosaurs and they kinda look like dragon heads

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pinguinoalcioccolato:

janinekspendlove:

nerdsrocket:

lemonistas:

I saw this before and IT GOT BETTER.

I need one.

This is pretty much the best thing ever.

Devo averne uno.

(Source: iraffiruse, via robynmas)

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