my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’
every few days i will tweet something he would totally say
but he will never remember tweeting it
slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane
you are satan
“That day she was amazed to discover that when he was saying ‘As you wish’, what he meant was ‘I love you’.”
There’s a shortage of perfect films in the world; it’d be a shame if you haven’t seen this one.
What is this movie/show? I must watch. Now
It’s called The Princess Bride and it is the most perfectest movie to ever be a thing ever.